Monday, June 28, 2010

You're going to die motherf**ker

I was walking towards my car after catching a couple bands. A homeless man came rushing up the sidewalk and when he saw me he yelled in a Freddie Kruger voice, “You’re going to die motherf**ker, you’re going to die.” I have to admit I did a quick five yard scamper away from him. He continued to yell out “you’re going to die” a couple more times before he eventually continued on his way. A few yards further, a couple young ladies popped up from behind their car. One turned to the other, with a laugh that you have after a post-real life horror film experience, “You’re going to die. You’re going to die.”

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